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April 1st, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] i wrote this comic at the start of march and did not suspect, here at the start of april, that it would Show

[img title] here lies Ryan, who lived life to the fullest. he was also known as the "Curve Ruiner". rip or whatever, screw that guy

[mailto subject] what if you're watching peak tv though, that's gotta help somewhere right
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it's about time to admit that given how oddly spelled "diareeah" is, and how I have such few incidents in which I need to spell it, that I will go to my grave never spelling diarreah correctly

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March 30th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] it's about time to admit that given how oddly spelled "diareeah" is, and how I have such few incidents in which I need to spell it, that I will go to my grave never spelling diarreah correctly

[img title] much better than my current reaction to being ignored, which is to say "hey are you ignoring me? hey! hey, are you - hey! are you ignor-- hey. hey. heyheyheyheyhey. hey, are you ignoring me??"

[mailto subject] sorry to everyone else but MY skin and gut biomes are as gorgeous as they are mind-bogglingly hygienic
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social distancing comix

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March 27th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] social distancing comix

[img title] dear audio diary: i'm gonna be fine, it's just that all this environmental storytelling is EXHAUSTING

[mailto subject] two weeks of talking to myself have made me realize i'm tired of hearing about myself from myself, that guy just NEVER shuts up
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just seeing if i can get "less nasty by massty" to skate here

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March 25th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] just seeing if i can get "less nasty by massty" to skate here

[img title] shout out to all the humans in the audience, outraged, shedding another half-human in skin over it

[mailto subject] EXCUSE ME dinosaurs may have been PROPORTIONALLY less mad-nasty, skin-wise, but in absolute terms their nastiness is greater!! this is pro-dinosaur propaganda and i am SHOCKED to see it here at dinosaur comics dot com
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brain comics, by brains for brains about brains. made with brains™

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March 23rd, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] brain comics, by brains for brains about brains. made with brains™

[img title] is it not true that the only thing that tells us having a brain is good is, in fact, OUR OWN BRAINS?? where does this rabbit-hole END

[mailto subject] tfw you got some UNANSWERED QUESTIONS about brains that your OWN brain is frantically trying to convince you are "wild conspiracy theories that should not be looked into further"!!
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just thinking about how easy it is for T-Rex to do the "live long and prosper" gesture

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March 20th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] just thinking about how easy it is for T-Rex to do the "live long and prosper" gesture

[img title] I regret to inform you that I actually regret nothing

[mailto subject] RYAN it is time to bring back the touchless high-five done from a safe distance! it is time to bring back... the WI-FIVE
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